The High Life

My only experience with this beer is this:  I was packing up my apartment to get ready to move from Dallas to Houston, and my friend and I decided to reward our hard work with a frozen pizza and an 18-pack of this shite.

What the hell was I thinking.  If you're on death's doorstep, and dying of beer-thirst, don't accept this crap.  Die an honorable death.  I'm pretty sure this beer will give you cancer.